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Here are some truly odd items selling on ebay, people are weird creatures sometimes.

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Item - Cat in bag.
 
Going price - $7.95
 
 
Okay, now this one isn't even funny infact, I might even go as far to say it's quiet sick.
 
They say -  Who let the cat out of the bag?? Unfortunately no-one did and poor old moggie is still stuck in this hessian potato sack!  Listen to her scream, hiss, shake and vibrate in a frantic effort to free herself...it's just a catastrophe!
 
The only catastrophe here is this persons sense of humour or lack of, purthetic!
 
She then goes on to say 'There really is no cat in the bag but just a coloured tail sticking out' um, really?, wow, and all this time I was greif stricken thinking it was my long lost Aunt mabel.
 
Quote - We are assured no animals were hurt in the production of this toy.
 
No, but my pride certainly was.
 
 

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Item - E.T shaped nutri-grain.
 
Going price - $1
 
 
This is just plain strange and I'm not talking about the E.T shaped nutri-grain either. What makes a peson think anyone would be gullable enough to buy their second hand breakfast cerial?
 
I found a tweetybird shaped kibble once but at least I had the good sense to just eat the thing.

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Item - E.T nutri-grain with axe (includes free coca cola radio)
 
Going price - $1.
 
This is when I decided the E.T nutri-grain items had gone that little bit too far, sure, you get a free coca cola radio but, you also get stuck with a ridiculous E.T shaped nutri grain.
 
He says - 'YES, I  AM  ONE  OF  THE  MANY  WHO  HAVE  HAD  ENOUGH  OF  THIS  "E.T. CRAZE" . COME ON PEOPLE, YOU REALLY DONT THINK THERE ARE MORE WEIRD PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR CASH THAN TO PAY $1034 OF A BIT OF NUTRIGRAIN  DO YOU.
SO I AM TAKING A STAND  AND HAVE PUT A AXE IN  E.T.'S  HEAD !

ENOUGH  IS ENOUGH !!!

 
Yet he's still trying to sell an E.T nutri-grain on ebay. In case you were interested, it has already been sold, sorry to dissapoint you.

 

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Item - The scream, ressurected in a potato chip.
 
Going price - Sold for $16.
 
He said - 'A chip recovered from a variety pack, being consumed in Drummoyne, Sydney.  The chip is emotional and truely personified. The horror possibly reflects the pain it felt during the frying process where it died and its expression preserved.

There are quite close similarities between this chip and artwork by Edvard Munster, the German expressionistic artist responsible for "The Scream"

This is the only such chip I've seen and is perhaps one of the few around that give an insight into the plight of potato chips and the journey they take to provide us humans with a tasty snack.

This chip definetly should be honoured and recognised for its suffering.'

Yes, the chip has a resemblence to the scream but why o why would you want to own it?? personally, I find it kinda spooky and even more so that someone would want this in their home.

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Item - Heart shaped thins potato chip.
 
Going Price - $1.
 
What a versatile item, a chip and a peice of jewlery in one, it's just a pity it was listed too late to be some lucky woman's mothers day gift.
 
Personally, I think this would have made a fine addition to the Psycho's Box.

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Item - Chook egg that looks like the sun.
 
Going price - $20
 
 
They say - 'Fresh chook egg with strange markings, looks like the sun'
 
Um, it's certainly round like the sun but the simularity's end there, perhaps I just have no appreciation for these things, if you feel differently feel free to email me your comments.

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This item is not odd at all but I just had to add it. What a perfect addition to any cats home. Now I have to convice my people to buy one.

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Item - Australia shaped smiths chip.
 
Going price - $300 (yes you read it right)
 
Okay, even I can admit that this is a pretty cool shaped chip especially if you a patriot like me but $300?!?! It's a chip! and no matter what its shape is it's still just a peice of dried potato. Anyway, Australian terrain isn't crinkly.

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Item - Collectable amazing chip packet.
 
Going price - $100.
 
 
The say - 'This is an awesome chip packet made by Cheetos it was designed to hold Cheese & Bacon Balls. Don't miss out on your chance to have some of history displayed in your own lounge room'
 
Why the loungeroom? why not a museum? such an incredible peice of history should surely be placed where it can be admired by the masses.

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Item - The moon.
 
Going price - $19.95.
 
Anyone who complains about the price of property's obviously didn't see this gem. I'm no genious when it comes to the size of moons but a whole moon for yourself for only $19.95 is a steal!.
 
I was so impressed by this peice of prime real estate that I just had to buy it. Now i just have to save for a space rocket so I can visit my new home, they seemed to neglect the fact that travel to your moon would be nearly impossible without one.

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Item - Imaginary friend.
 
Going price - $1.
 
What's that you say? there's nothing there huh?
 
Well, I can see him and he's a 3ft muscle bound tom cat with a penchant for ridding the world of annoying puppy's. A resonable price for such a friend and best of all, fur face will never see him coming. 

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Item - Box of physcho
 
Going price - Current bid - $5
 
I consider myself a pretty spunky cat, tough and not a wimp by any standards but this even had my fur raised.
 
Not only is the guy a stalker but it's obvious he has a strange fixtation with cats - eek, now I really need a catnip hit!
 
 

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Item - Very sad toast free post.
 
Going Price - $0.99.
 
Apparently this peice of toast looked so sad that it's owner could not force himself to consume it and instead put it in a sealed plastic bag and advertised it on ebay for some other poor sucker to buy. I'm not sure whether it is the toasts expression or the fact that it's so burnt that not even a dog would find it palatable (I could be wrong on that one) that he couldn't eat it. Either way, not only is he a very poor artist but a terrible poet, you have to feel sorry for the guy.
 
 
Quote - 'I think it needs to live with happy toasts'
 
Yes, and I think you need to take a course on how to cook.

If you have any comments on the items shown here or want to add your own feel free to contact me.

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